Have you been to the Crazy Russian lately, my very special, exotic club - an enchanting world of sensuous theatrical striptease?
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Valeria and I'm the Crazy Russian. Am I really crazy? HELL YESSS!! That's how I get to say anything I want!
Please listen carefully. If you are a vulgar, sleazy, narrow minded, uncivilized creature with no sense of humor, who is looking for trouble. Please do not come to the Crazy Russian!! I said DON'T Because the Crazy Russian is only for those who want to feel safe and comfortable, for those who appreciate Beauty, Class, Creativity, Style, Hospitality, and Humor. So please dear ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Crazy Russian my beautiful, and very exotic place, where you will always be noticed, fed with pretzels, and never, I swear on my top hat, never forgotten.
